Let's just assume you are only allowed to use disposable utensils and dishes. They sit out all night so in the morning you have to throw them away. You can only get them via 2 day (or occasionally 12 day) shipping, though sometimes Amazon has a bit of a delay plugging in your new credit card number or confirming with your doctor that you will still be eating this year so you are supposed to call when you have 7 sets remaining. Yes, call. There is no website, and you will be on hold for 30 minutes before you reach a person. They will hold your order for 5 days so that they arrive exactly on time. They don't so much care that 3 weeks ago the first plate you opened had a hole so you had to throw it away so on time is actually a day late. You can rinse for a day or so, right? You order the same thing you ordered 28 days ago. Because yes, they only send you 28 at a time. You can't auto refill in case you happened to eat somewhere else where your utensils were provided for you. They have to ask you that. And also if you put on any weight or grew taller. And if you are tolerating your diet. Maybe they can't send you plates if you are not tolerating your diet. I guess then you don't eat? They don't send you your groceries so you aren't sure why they care so much, but you overlook that because you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you just want some silverware. And maybe some bowls. They can only give you 4 bowls. Or 2 bowls and 2 cups, your choice. But sometimes they will send you napkins, even though you use cloth napkins at home and have never requested them. They send 505 of those. But at least you aren't charged. Maybe you have friends who need napkins so you add them to the pile in the closet. You have lots of piles in your closets.
I bet you would enjoy that process. I am down to 5 bags. I might get in trouble tomorrow when I call.
